This man (or is he a man?) is a beast.
Who has seen the movie Sidekicks? It is the movie where a skinny dweebie asthmatic kid daydreams that Chuck and he kicked bad guys butts. Through his dreams and a Mr. Miagi-like character, he becomes a kick-a karate champ and meets the real Chuck Norris at the end.
So why is Chuck Norris my sidekick?
A couple weeks back I had a wicked awesome dream.
I walk into a public restroom...I quickly realize there is something unusual about me. I was not human....I was a vampire.....a good one though kinda like Blade.
In each of the urinals, are these bat-like creatures covered in slime: baby vampires. In order to save the world from these vile abominations I used my unusual super strength to crush them to smithereens.
The full size vampires did not like this.......at all.
I took off running......at an unusual speed.....and then soared up into a tree.
Guess who was in the tree with me ready to kick some vamp ass?
CHUCK NORRIS
I soon woke up.......and felt like roundhouse kicking some bloodsuckers.
Dream Big
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