Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Mutant Crocs

I do not know why I have such lucid dreams. One of my coworkers said that people who dream vividly are actually brilliant. In response, another coworker told me that there are exceptions to every rule. Ha.

Last night, I had multiple dreams. I will share with you one of those wacky night stories.

I find myself in a dense jungle. For some reason I am a large boa constrictor. I slither my way up a large tree and peer off into the distance. A few hundred yards away, a small alligator climbs up into a tree quickly......then a thunderous roar shakes the jungle and out breaks a monstrous crocodile. I witness the huge beast snap down on the defenseless alligator.

After the croc finished his snack, he whipped his gaze at me. Within seconds, I am trying to squirm my way further up the tree. Without much luck, my snake body falls into the gaping jaws of the animal. Although my snake body was digested, I am left hanging on a branch clothed only in my whitey tighties.

Whattttt????

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